HORRIFIC ASSAULT: PASTOR WADEN ATTACKS MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was observed assaulting a McDonald's employee during the lunch rush yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden lost his temper about the food. The McDonald's employee, identified as John Doe, attempted to de-escalate the situation, but Waden became more aggressive